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Now, you too can be a mind reader...
 Picture
this scene... it's late in the evening and the kids are in bed.
You have signed off of Facebook for the night and your NetFlix movie
just ended. Your wife (or husband as the case may be) looks up
at you and smiles. "I love you" she says. You are in the mood for a little romance
and now you are pretty sure that she is too. Isn't she? She just
smiled at you. That's a good sign, right? Does that mean
what you think it means? Wait, maybe you should just ask.
I mean, you don't want to not make your move if she's waiting for
you and you don't want to do something stupid if she's just not into
it tonight. Good grief, what to do. WHAT? TO?
DO?
Ok, cool your jets. Breathe. We've got you covered.
How about some unMixed Signalz? If mixed signals are
confusing, then unMixed Signalz would be unconfusing, right?
So, what might unMixed Signalz be, because you are confused just by
the name, we can tell.
A matched set of 8 oz. aluminum spray bottles with a clear signal of
what is supposed to be happening here. If she sprays the "Hot",
you're in luck. "Hot" is scented with Hot Chocolate Cake and
that's your light in the sky, Batman! No clearer signal will
be given, it's all up to you now. If you walk into the bedroom
and smell CHOCOLATE, well there you go. How much clearer can
she (or we) make it for you?
But, on the other hand, you could
be on the receiving end of the "Not". If you smell the scent of
Cool as a Cucumber Melon, the just let it go. No, no...
seriously. Let. It. Go. Tune the TV to ESPN, grab a beer
and chase down your latest Golf Magazine. She's headed for a
hot shower and then bed. Neither of which are going to include
you, unless you can sleep without snoring...
unMixed Signalz is the PERFECT gift for newly marrieds, newly
parented, or new to putting in the effort for figuring out if she's
"Hot" or "Not". Good luck with that...
"unMixed Signalz" - 8 oz.
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